FReeper Canteen ~ Saturday Nite Jukebox ~ FEB 21, 2004

StarCMC: Bethbg79; Mojo2001; Kathy in Alaska and FRiends of the Canteen

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

For the freedom you enjoyed yesterday...
Thank the Veterans who served in
The United States Armed Forces.

Looking forward to tomorrow's freedom?
Support The United States Armed Forces Today!

 

 

Hi!!

As you can see, I'm taking over the DJ duties for today. I hope that you enjoy the selections that I have chosen for you to listen to. Please mouseover the icons to make sure the music is appropriate for you.
As always, music requests are welcomed on the thread or via email at canteenusa@canteenusa.com .

 

DEDICATION TO ALL OF OUR TROOPS !!!

 

Toby Keith & Willie Nelson
Beer For My Horses

Dedicated to my brother and all of our troops protecting us everyday. Thank you !!!

Toby Keith
American Soldier

For all our soldiers around the world.

Chris Cagle
Chicks Dig It

Real Chicks dig our Troops.

Josh Turner
Long Black Train

Me and my kids love this song.

 

 

MUSIC MIX!
 

 

 

Beth's Music

   

We Meet Again!!

Welcome to another Saturday Music fest at the FR Canteen!

We're delighted to see you here.  Please have a seat, grab a beverage and kick back. 

There's plenty of music and we try to please everyone so, if you don't find something you like, your too damn picky!

Please pay attention to what you are clicking on. 

There will be parental guidance and ear drum warnings on every selection. 

Last but not least.

Have a great time with us here today and join us again next week for more jam sessions!!

 

 

Phish	Shannon Noll
Descendants	The Jayhawks
Limp Bizkit	Kelly Clarkson
Powderfinger	Butterfly Effect
Hoobastank	Enya
Britney Spears	Pink
Pink Floyd	Lost Prophets
Nickelback	Santana
Matchbox 20	Terri Clark
Beyonce	Finger Eleven
The Darkness	Staind
Tantric	Fuel
Seether	Courtney Love
N.E.R.D	Sublime

 

 

 

[Old Sarge]

We are moving on!!

so am i

[MoJo2001]

Playlist:

Country Music

Alan Jackson - It's Alright To Be A Redneck

Bellamy Brothers - Let Your Love Flow

Bill Phillips - Coca Cola Cowboy

Conway Twitty - Linda On My Mind

Jesse James - Rag Mop
(Old song!)

Johnny Bond - Sick, Sober, and Sorry
(This is a funny song! LOL!)






 

[MoJo2001]

Great!

Shall we grab something to eat?? I'm hungry!

How about you?

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

From the men in the Military and the Canteen

[Soaring Feather]

~Billy Paul~ Me and Mrs Jones.~
George stopped Loving Her today!
(A little humor there, dang little.)

[MoJo2001]

*HUGS*

Gotta love the fireplace!!

I need to make some SMORES. I'll be right back. Gotta get the supplies to roast some treats!!

[Old Sarge]

Well, looks like no one's here, so...


A man with a winking problem is applying for a position as a sales representative for a large firm. The interviewer looks over his papers and says,

"This is phenomenal. You've graduated from the best schools; your recommendations are wonderful, and your experience is unparalleled.

Normally, we'd hire you without a second thought. However, a sales representative has a highly visible position, and were afraid that your constant winking will scare off potential customers.

I'm sorry....we cant hire you."

"But wait," he said. "If I take two aspirin, Ill stop winking!"

"Really? Great! Show me!"

So the applicant reaches into his jacket pocket and begins pulling out all sorts of condoms: red condoms, blue condoms, ribbed condoms, flavoured condoms; finally, at the bottom, he finds a packet of aspirin.

He tears it open, swallows the pills, and stops winking.

"Well," said the interviewer, "that's all well and good, but this is a respectable company, and we will not have our employees womanising all over the country!"

"Womanising? What do you mean? I'm a happily married man!"

"Well then, how do you explain all these condoms?"

"Oh, that," he sighed. "Have you ever walked into a pharmacy, winking, and asked for aspirin?"

[Radix]

1782 US congress resolves the establishment of a US mint

 

I always had a passion for Canada Mints.

 

[Radix]

Recently, I was diagnosed with A. A. A. D. D. (Age Activated, Attention Deficit Disorder.)

 

 

This is how it manifests: 

 

   
     I decide to wash my car. As I start toward the garage, I notice that there is mail on the hall table. I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car. I lay my car keys down on the table, put the junk mail in the trash can under the table, and notice that the trash can is full.  So, I decide to put the bills back on the table and take out the trash first. But then I think, since I'm going to be near the mailbox when I take out the trash anyway, I may as well pay the bills first. I take my checkbook off the table, and see that there is only one check left.
   My extra checks are in my desk in the study, so I go to my desk where I find the can of Coke that I had been drinking. I'm going to look for my checks, but first I need to push the Coke aside so that I don't accidentally knock it over. I see that the Coke is getting warm, and I decide I should put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold. 

 

    As I head toward the kitchen with the coke a vase of flowers on the counter catches my eye--they need to be watered.I set the Coke down on the counter, and I discover my reading glasses that I've been searching for all morning. I decide I better put them back on my desk, but first I'm going  to water the flowers.
  

    I set the glasses back down on the counter, fill a container with water and suddenly I spot the TV remote.  Someone left it on the kitchen table. I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV, I will be looking for the remote, but I won't remember that it's on the kitchen table, so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs, but first I'll water the flowers. I splash some water on the flowers, but most of it spills on the floor.  So, I set the remote back down on the table, get some towels  and wipe up the spill.  Then I head down the hall trying to remember what I was  planning to do.

     At the end of the day: the car isn't washed, the bills aren't paid, there is a warm can of Coke sitting on the counter, the flowers aren't watered, there is still only one check in my checkbook.   I can't find the remote, I can't find my glasses,  and I don't remember what I did with the car keys.

     Then when I try to figure out why nothing got done today, I'm  really baffled because I know I was busy all day long, and I'm really tired.

     I realize this is a serious problem, and I'll try to get some help for it,
but first I'll check my e-mail.       

    Do me a favor, will you?   Forward this message to everyone you know, because I don't remember to whom it has been sent.     

   Don't laugh -- if this isn't you yet, your day is coming!   

    
GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.  
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL  
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC !!      

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

"GROWING OLDER IS MANDATORY.
GROWING UP IS OPTIONAL
LAUGHING AT YOURSELF IS THERAPEUTIC !!"

Great Advice

[radu]

Good evening everyone!!

The Canteen is the rockin' place to be tonight, isn't it? A fine selection of tunes Gurlz!!
The dazzling flowers on the mantle over the fireplace sure set a festive mood. Thank you Miltary men and Canteen guyz!

To our troops, veterans, and military family members

I hope everyone is partying hearty tonight. The Canteen is the rockin' place to be on Saturday for the troops. I can just see them now in front of their computers, heads boppin', feet tappin'.
I wish I could stay but I sat up just a liiiiiiittle too long last night. A quick bite to eat then it's back to the sofa. Y'all have a great time this evening and my thoughts are with all of you.
*HUGZ* all 'round!

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Hope your back gets better soon.

[Radix]

Yes, I know that Spot was a dog, and this is for a cat, but hey, Radix here.

 

ODE TO SPOT by Commander Data

Felis Catus is your taxonomic nomenclature,
An endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature.
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defences.
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents:
You would not be so agile if you lacked its counter-balance.
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion
It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array,
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend
I none-the-less consider you a true and valued friend

 

[Old Sarge]

It's perfect...

[Radix]

Radix loves music too, sort of.........

 

A Musical Offering

 

In 1746 Frederick the Great extended an invitation to Johann Sebastian to visit the Prussian court in Berlin....................

Johann Sebastian Bach's Musical Offering contains ten canons. In each of these canons a musical line is played twice (or four times in Canon 10). The second version is always transformed with respect to the first by shifting in time, but it may also be shifted in pitch, turned upside-down, stretched, or played backwards. Each of these transformations occurs in the mathematics of elementary functions; they are examples of how new functions can be made out of old and of how a function can be tailored to fit a new situation.......

 

[68-69TonkinGulfYachtClub]

Cool song!
One of my top 10 favorites.

[Severa]

Yeah our schools were off for President's Day but Norfolk and Portsmouth schools weren't, then they ended up calling off school cause of the snow *L* What a friggin mess. Now they'll have to make up that day...

Go check out my profile *s* I added new pics I had taken with my camera cell phone.

[tiamat]

Cute!

( and Good Evening! )