[martin_fierro]

Another girl said that before every date, her father would get out his shotgun and cleaning apparatus and sit in the living room silently oiling his gun - in his undershirt - while the poor schmuck waited inside the front door for her to put on her makeup.

And the problem with this is...?

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[mtbopfuyn]

There is nothing wrong with cleaning the shotgun when some horny prick is slobbering all over himself to take out a daughter. Heck, if Mr. M isn't in the cleaning mood, I'll clean mine, or better yet have the date-ee clean hers! Nothing wrong in sharpening the cutlery during dinner as I pointedly remind him I have access to the grade book and the power to see he warms the bench on Friday, bahaahaa.

[Rubber_Duckie_27]

On our first date (watching a movie at my parents' home), my fiance met my parents. Although my dad didn't give a grilling or clean a shotgun, he did drop a line about my "Uncles Smith and Wesson." My fiance found it hilarious. They hit it off right away.

I wasn't a younger teen, I was 19 at the time - but knowing that my dad approved of him was really important to me.

[Skooz]

Another girl said that before every date, her father would get out his shotgun and cleaning apparatus and sit in the living room silently oiling his gun - in his undershirt - while the poor schmuck waited inside the front door for her to put on her makeup.

Pretty close to what I have in mind for the little twerps who dare to acknowledge my daughter's existence.