[VOA]

"Kerry sex scandal lurking? [Teresa promised to "maim" Kerry if he ever cheated on her!]"

If this on pay-per-view, I guess I'll have to break down and get cable.
Oops, I forgot. I'd have to go on welfare first, then I get the cable for free.

[OldEagle]

"I'd have to go on welfare first, then I get the cable for free."

Are you serious? What cable company does that?

[DeaconRed]

"[Teresa promised to "maim" Kerry if he ever cheated on her!]"

She said she would "Maim" him if he brought something home.
OK maybe I have been Bill-er-Ized. I read it to mean if he brings home a STD he is toast. A Bimbo would be OK just make sure she doesn't have a STD.
I could be wrong. I am the one who said when Slick first ran, he didn't have a snowballs chance. . . . . . . .

i really don't think we need to do anything. I think the Deannie Babies will press this one and will spend some of their NET money looking in Africa.