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1 posted on 02/11/2004 10:44:50 PM PST by ambrose
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TERESA: "Is that a condiment in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
2 posted on 02/11/2004 10:46:28 PM PST by Keith in Iowa (The only good news for Democrats is they could save $$ by switching to Geico.)
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"Teresa, I'm leaving you for a younger, wealthier woman."

"Is this the part where I'm supposed to 'gasp for air'?"

3 posted on 02/11/2004 10:47:29 PM PST by Prime Choice (I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
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Teresa: "... but I don't understand, darling. I'm a real, live condiments heiress, and I've never even heard of anyone being 'too old to cut the mustard.' What on earth does that even mean, anyway...?"

Frenchie: "It means I haven't been in any godforsaken hellholes since the 'Nam, if you know what I'm gettin' at... awright, baby? Now, lay off for the luvva mike...!" :)

6 posted on 02/11/2004 10:50:25 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
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J(ust a gigalo) F(onda) Kerry
8 posted on 02/11/2004 11:02:18 PM PST by HuntsvilleTxVeteran (I may grow old but I will never grow up:) 64 going on 19)
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A dog and her pet poodle.
9 posted on 02/11/2004 11:02:57 PM PST by per loin
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I think we're going to be able to get that doublewide
10 posted on 02/11/2004 11:03:33 PM PST by philetus (Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get)
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"Have you deposited those funds in my account yet?"


11 posted on 02/11/2004 11:03:46 PM PST by MJY1288 (IF JOHN KERRY IS THE ANSWER, IT MUST BE A STUPID QUESTION)
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John: "OK, ketchup breath, time to re-enact Al & Tipper's kiss..."
Teresa: "Yuk, Hanoi breath, back off or I'll have them move the hydrant back ..."
13 posted on 02/11/2004 11:09:26 PM PST by SFConservative
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Geez woman! Can you at least lose a few pounds for the campaign?


14 posted on 02/11/2004 11:12:05 PM PST by Fledermaus (Democrats are just not capable of defending our nation's security. It's that simple!)
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"You spent my money on WHAT?!?"
15 posted on 02/11/2004 11:13:40 PM PST by Redcloak (I am NOT an escaped mental patient. That work release permit is perfectly valid!)
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Oh John, your face is sliding again. Hold still while I inject more WMD.
17 posted on 02/11/2004 11:33:47 PM PST by dc-zoo
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He's using a little too much of that Botox. He's starting to look completely different. Then again, maybe that's intentional. When he's asked about his "flip-flops" he can say, "Oh, that was the OTHER Kerry, and I don't mean Bob."
18 posted on 02/11/2004 11:52:18 PM PST by Terry Mross
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Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum

19 posted on 02/12/2004 5:45:03 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Trying to inject some humor here.)
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The jacket you're wearing makes you look to stiff. Try on Hillary's Pantsuit.
22 posted on 02/12/2004 6:09:16 AM PST by The Black Knight
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Teresa: Jean, mon ami, what is that awful striped fabric behind us? And those stars, mon Dieu! I hate it! C'est terrible!

Jean: Oui, ma petite cornichon, I detest it, too, but we must pretend to love it for the next few months.

23 posted on 02/12/2004 6:12:33 AM PST by mountaineer
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You do what I tell you or you can find another rich floozy to keep you.
25 posted on 02/12/2004 6:18:12 AM PST by hgro
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John to Terry:

"My Botox injections worked great but all it did for you is give you a triple chin!"

27 posted on 02/12/2004 6:34:35 AM PST by albee
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Look how far I've come since 1971!!

From standing with communist Jane Fonda in front of a North Vietcong flag to standing with capitalist Teresa Heinz in front of the American flag.

I've traded in the Traitor for the Heiress and the VC for the DNC!!

Ain't Amerika grand?

29 posted on 02/12/2004 8:10:31 AM PST by Dr._Joseph_Warren
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"I hear you had an affair. Did you remember to wear a condiment?"

31 posted on 02/12/2004 12:48:23 PM PST by weegee (Election 2004: Re-elect President Bush... Don't feed the trolls.)
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"Just remember that I own you!"
" Wow, you really *do* look French!"

(I remember when Imus used to refer to him as the Larry Fortensky of the Senate. Now he just rolls over for John Effin' Kerry...)

32 posted on 02/13/2004 4:19:30 PM PST by NYC GOP Chick
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