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CAPTION JOHN & TERESA KERRY-HEINZ
Posted on 02/11/2004 10:44:50 PM PST by ambrose
CAPTION JOHN & TERESA KERRY-HEINZ
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posted on
02/11/2004 10:44:50 PM PST
by
ambrose
To: ambrose
TERESA: "Is that a condiment in your pocket, or are you happy to see me?"
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posted on
02/11/2004 10:46:28 PM PST
by
Keith in Iowa
(The only good news for Democrats is they could save $$ by switching to Geico.)
To: ambrose
"Teresa, I'm leaving you for a younger, wealthier woman."
"Is this the part where I'm supposed to 'gasp for air'?"
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posted on
02/11/2004 10:47:29 PM PST
by
Prime Choice
(I'm pro-choice. I just think the "choice" should be made *before* having sex.)
To: Keith in Iowa
looks like he better get another botox treatment...
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posted on
02/11/2004 10:48:38 PM PST
by
ambrose
("John Kerry has blood of American soldiers on his hands" - Lt. Col. Oliver North)
To: Prime Choice
Pass this around,.. EVERYONE MUST GO TO THIS SITE.
VIETNAM VETERANS AGAINST JOHN KERRY. JOHN KERRY'S BOOK COVER IS ON HERE. "THE NEW SOLDIER"
ALSO, HIM LEADING PROTESTS AFTER HE LEFT VIETNAM. I JUST GOT THIS. PASS IT ALONG. THANKS VH&W
http://www.usvetdsp.com/jf_kerry.htm
To: ambrose
Teresa: "... but I don't understand, darling. I'm a real, live condiments heiress, and I've never even heard of anyone being 'too old to cut the mustard.' What on earth does that even mean, anyway...?"
Frenchie: "It means I haven't been in any godforsaken hellholes since the 'Nam, if you know what I'm gettin' at... awright, baby? Now, lay off for the luvva mike...!" :)
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posted on
02/11/2004 10:50:25 PM PST
by
KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle
("The Clintons have damaged our country. They have done it together, in unison." -- Peggy Noonan)
To: ambrose
Don't ask what your country can do for you.
Ask what you can do for me.
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posted on
02/11/2004 10:50:49 PM PST
by
Paleo Conservative
(Do not remove this tag under penalty of law.)
To: ambrose
J(ust a gigalo) F(onda) Kerry
8
posted on
02/11/2004 11:02:18 PM PST
by
HuntsvilleTxVeteran
(I may grow old but I will never grow up:) 64 going on 19)
To: ambrose
A dog and her pet poodle.
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posted on
02/11/2004 11:02:57 PM PST
by
per loin
To: ambrose
I think we're going to be able to get that doublewide
10
posted on
02/11/2004 11:03:33 PM PST
by
philetus
(Keep doing what you always do and you'll keep getting what you always get)
To: ambrose
"Have you deposited those funds in my account yet?"
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posted on
02/11/2004 11:03:46 PM PST
by
MJY1288
(IF JOHN KERRY IS THE ANSWER, IT MUST BE A STUPID QUESTION)
To: Keith in Iowa
TERESA: "If you kiss me on TV like Tipper Gore, you can keep what is left of that $500 million."
JOHN: "Why would it be worth that amount to you?"
TERESA: "Anyone else would just have sex with me for the money!"
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posted on
02/11/2004 11:08:51 PM PST
by
Hunble
To: ambrose
John: "OK, ketchup breath, time to re-enact Al & Tipper's kiss..."
Teresa: "Yuk, Hanoi breath, back off or I'll have them move the hydrant back ..."
To: ambrose
Geez woman! Can you at least lose a few pounds for the campaign?
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posted on
02/11/2004 11:12:05 PM PST
by
Fledermaus
(Democrats are just not capable of defending our nation's security. It's that simple!)
To: ambrose
"You spent my money on WHAT?!?"
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posted on
02/11/2004 11:13:40 PM PST
by
Redcloak
(I am NOT an escaped mental patient. That work release permit is perfectly valid!)
To: Keith in Iowa
John, please tell me you're not going to plant an Al & Tipper one on me.
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posted on
02/11/2004 11:28:54 PM PST
by
3catsanadog
(When anything goes, everything does.)
To: ambrose
Oh John, your face is sliding again. Hold still while I inject more WMD.
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posted on
02/11/2004 11:33:47 PM PST
by
dc-zoo
To: ambrose
He's using a little too much of that Botox. He's starting to look completely different. Then again, maybe that's intentional. When he's asked about his "flip-flops" he can say, "Oh, that was the OTHER Kerry, and I don't mean Bob."
To: ambrose; martin_fierro; Paul Atreides; WackySam; mikrofon
Madame Tussaud's Wax Museum
To: Charles Henrickson
"Listen, John, I've put up with a lot over the years, but I will NOT wear that Barbarella costume anymore..."
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posted on
02/12/2004 6:06:18 AM PST
by
mikrofon
(JFK is Fonda Jane)
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