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To: Nick Danger
Having worked in a pickle factory after high school, allow me to thank you on their behalf. (You did know that you could smell people who work in a pickle factory almost a half-block away, didn't you?)
45 posted on 02/03/2004 8:58:04 PM PST by FourPeas
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To: FourPeas
You did know that you could smell people who work in a pickle factory almost a half-block away, didn't you?

When I read that, I had this vision of one of those ridiculous TV ads. The guy from the pickle factory is walking home, right? He twitches his nose, sniffs a couple times, and looks around. There! On the hill! A woman from the salami factory! And she smells him! Cue the orchestra, the singing birds... next thing, we see the two of them gamboling through -- I know just the thing! Mustard plants!

We could get Barry Manilow to write the music.

Grow apple trees and honey bees and snow-white turtle doves...


55 posted on 02/03/2004 9:23:53 PM PST by Nick Danger ( With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.)
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