The Al Queda Countdown Clock Thread

HomelandSecurityUS.net ^ | 02/03/04

[Not now, Not ever!]

Douglas Adams? The whataburger stand at the end of the universe?

[Donna Lee Nardo]

That is the greatest compliment you can ever, ever pay us fellow Freepers. Truly it is. I am just all teared up from your very kind words.

[dirtbiker]

Infidels? Infidels!!! Why, I'll have you know......I resemble that remark!!!!!!

VIVA LA INFIDELS!!!!

[CommandoFrank]

NO. WAIT!

If you set your clock forward, you'll trigger the device...

[dawn53]

Since we've got a little time on our hands.

Has everybody seen the new Howard Dean commercial, unfortunately it hasn't been too successful?

http://www.glennbeck.com/election04/howarddean.htm

[Letitring]

Awwwwwwwww hugs, Sweetie. :)

[Johnny_Cipher]

OK, Step 1 is open your computer's case. Step 2 is remove the screws holding your hard drive inside. Step 3 is cut the blue wi ...

[SouthernClaire]

I'm sad, really.

I finally got wind of something great a few days ago... that I could sell my virginity on e-blah.

I reckon now my dreams of selling it over and over are... well.... over.

Reckon I could sell it 72 times later?

[Vermont Lt]

Of course their clocks are the sun and moon. I cannot tell what time it is because its cloudy here. If the world comes to an end, will someone let me know so that I can do those things that one does when their world ends.

[Letitring]

And the very finest of Infidel's, you are. :)

[Judith Anne]

NO. WAIT!

If you set your clock forward, you'll trigger the device...

Uh-oh....

[Letitring]

ROFLOL. "since we've got a little time on our hands..." Could you post a warning, please. :)

[cavtrooper21]

Sure, you can have mine....
but it was stolen last month and the OnStar has tracked it to Mecca..



Sorry.

[Donna Lee Nardo]

{Smack} Hands off my Buds! I am still a thriving infidel pig dog. I am fortunate; the al qaeda power hour has not yet struck in my time zone.

But, if I should die before you, then of course you can have my Budweisers.

[NCjim]

When I saw your signature I thought it was a French
version of JJ's decoration but now I see it differently...

[nhoward14]

What's the minimum bid? I've got 27 cents and a stale Cheeto from my couch.

[Revolting cat!]

Well, it does look like that Janet/Timber cunning stunt was the straw that broke the camel's back, doesn't it?!

[RightOnline]

Can we politely send them an email that asks them to bend over and kiss my lily-white, American ass while they applaud the destruction?

Thanks much in advance.

[netmilsmom]

>>Sure, you can have mine....
but it was stolen last month and the OnStar has tracked it to Mecca.. <<

My Burqua is dirty, I'll have to pass on that one.

[Unknown Freeper]

Does this mean I don't have to go in to work tomorrow?