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Our Republican President Was A DESERTER!!!
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| February 3, 1864
| PJ-Comix
Posted on 02/03/2004 3:25:36 PM PST by PJ-Comix
We must fact the fact that our Republican president was a DESERTER! He never even served in the REAL military. Instead he was in the Illinois state militia during the Blackhawk War and NEVER saw any combat. Captain Abraham Lincoln even admitted years later that the worst he suffered in the Blackhawk War was a bunch of mosquito bites. Not only that, even though Captain Abraham Lincoln mustered out of the militia on July 10, 1832, there is NO RECORD of a Captain Abraham Lincoln being in the militia (not a REAL army) from May 27, 1832 to July 10, 1832. One can only conclude, despite any facts to the contrary, that Abraham Lincoln was a DESERTER. At the very least he was AWOL.
Contrast that sad military record with that of our great Democrat, George McClellan who bravely faced down Quaker Guns outside Richmond, VA in 1862. McClellan, who is now running for president, is absolutely correct in his assertion that Lincoln is a miserable failure as a president especially since he did not seek the advice and consent from our European allies in the War of Rebellion. I look forward to a political campaign featuring a distinguished REGULAR military officer with a chest full of medals up against a Republican deserter who slacked off in the militia, not the REAL army. One candidate spent the war slacking off and suffering from nothing more than a bunch of mosquito bites and the other candidate is a genuine WAR HERO who did not desert.
This November the choice is yours. VOTE for the Democrat candidate WAR HERO....NOT the Republican deserter.
p.s. Did I mention that the Democrat candidate is a WAR HERO?
TOPICS: Political Humor/Cartoons
KEYWORDS: abrahamlincoln; deserter; georgebush; georgemcclellan; johnkerry
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To: colorado tanker
Serving in Viet Nam does not give one a moral blank check to engage in unethical behavior; ie., suborning perjury by facilitating the testimony of phony veterans that Viet Nam veterans were war criminals.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:48:28 PM PST
by
SVTCobra03
(You can never have enough friends, horsepower or ammunition.)
To: joesbucks
"Jeez, wonder how many abuse buttons have been hit????? And this is a thinking mans forum?"Used to be.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:50:16 PM PST
by
Godebert
To: SVTCobra03
Doesn't it just make you sick to see Kerry surround himself with vets. The worst is the way he is shamelessly using the guy whose life he saved.
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:51:20 PM PST
by
colorado tanker
("There are but two parties now, Traitors and Patriots")
To: feinswinesuksass
These same kind of "knee jerk reactionary" replies happened with the Saddam signed "I'm out of work and my sons are dead since Bush came to office" post.
I don't think it's a reading comprehension problem. IMO, it's a "be the first to ZOT the troll" mind set that prevents some people from taking the time to read what is being posted and by whom before reacting.
I bet this REALLY gives the DUers who lurk here a great big chuckle.
To: PJ-Comix
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To: PJ-Comix
BTTT!!!
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:57:43 PM PST
by
The SISU kid
(I'm the swizzle stick in the cocktail of life)
To: Angelus Errare
LOL
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:58:11 PM PST
by
MJY1288
(VOTE CONSTITUTION PARTY, THE DNC WILL APPRECIATE YOU)
To: PJ-Comix
Yes, but did George McClellan throw his medals over the White House fence? :)
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:58:13 PM PST
by
CougarGA7
(It's only funny until someone gets hurt....then it's hilarious!)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:58:26 PM PST
by
W04Man
(Bush2004 Grassroots Campaign visit W-04.com for FREE STICKERS)
To: PJ-Comix
LOL, Good job, you had me going for a second
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posted on
02/03/2004 3:58:36 PM PST
by
MJY1288
(VOTE CONSTITUTION PARTY, THE DNC WILL APPRECIATE YOU)
To: joesbucks
They need to take away the abuse button or have a 12 step program for abuse button users. We need an anti-abuse button abuse program.
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:03:02 PM PST
by
GulliverSwift
(Saddam's WMD were sold/hidden while we were bogged down at the UN.)
To: PJ-Comix
None of which changes the fact that Jefferson Davis was the illgitmate leader of a rogue nation. He had to be stopped.
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:03:13 PM PST
by
Jeff Gordon
(arabed - verb: lower in esteem; hurt the pride of [syn: mortify, chagrin, humble, abase, humiliate])
To: Tijeras_Slim
Brutal, but funny.
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:06:37 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
To: RightthinkinAmerican
Kerry took pride in his service only when it became politically expedient to do so.
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:08:17 PM PST
by
My2Cents
("Well...there you go again.")
To: PJ-Comix
Glad I read all of this before exploding at you! :-)
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:08:43 PM PST
by
ladyinred
(W/04)
To: PJ-Comix
ROFLMAO....I needed a good laugh right now...
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:11:27 PM PST
by
Blue Scourge
(A bill of rights is what the people are entitled to against every government on earth - T. Jefferson)
To: PJ-Comix
LOL! Good ern!
Lincoln is a miserable failure as a president especially since he did not seek the advice and consent from our European allies in the War of Rebellion
Geez, he didn't even get the support of the Brits!
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:12:20 PM PST
by
Stultis
To: LurkerNoMore!; hellinahandcart; sauropod; dighton; Poohbah
NO BLOOD FOR COTTON!
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:13:19 PM PST
by
Stultis
To: PJ-Comix
Not to mention that the Republican deserter got WAY less than 50% of the vote. And blacks and women were intimidated from voting. The election was illegal.
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:21:01 PM PST
by
Restorer
To: PJ-Comix
Contrast that sad military record with that of our great Democrat, George McClellan who bravely faced down Quaker Guns outside Richmond, VA in 1862.Quaker guns? I thought that Quakers were pacifists!!??
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posted on
02/03/2004 4:24:09 PM PST
by
JimRed
(Disinformation is the leftist's and enemy's friend; consider the source before believing.)
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