[whattajoke]

While applaud your attempt, using that definition of the original word ('owfe) would also mean that all flying things are therefore equivalent to fowl. Which would therefore mean that penguins = falcons = auks = flying foxes = robins = Archaeopteryx = vultures = flying tree frogs = bats = airplanes = Sinornis = ostriches = those balled up tee shirts they shoot into crowds at minor league sporting events.

[VRWC_minion]

I didn't invent the language. Look, it is what it is. If you want to impose meanings to the words that the original did not intend to prove your point your not on firm ground, are you ? Its clintonian isn't it ?

[VRWC_minion]

The first two examples you chose have proven to be crap, do you wish to be more selective ?