[Dog Gone]

The number #1 myth is that if you get married, you'll have more sex.

[stands2reason]

Sex and marriage Law #3084: The spouse with the lowest sex drive is the only one who ends up satisfied.

[hosepipe]

[ The number #1 myth is that if you get married, you'll have more sex. ]

"Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest." -- Professor Irwin Cory