great line...lots of good ones in that movie
"Quit worrying. You'll be back on your knees in no time. "
"Ah, Carol the waitress, Simon the fag. "
"Where did they teach you to talk like this? At some Panama City sailor-wanna-hump-hump bar, or is this getaway day and your last shot at his whiskey? Sell crazy someplace else...we're all stocked up here."
"Some of us have great stories. Pretty stories, that take place at lakes, with boats and friends, and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good."
but she probably doesn't like this one
": How do you write women so well?"
"Easy. I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability. ..."