ROTF, LOL. (wiping tears of mirth from my eyes...) Geez, RS - I'd like to thank you for challenging me on this "doctor-shopping" thing, because I've kinda been looking for the thing that you caused me to find.
This "DOCTOR SHOPPING FELONY" (dunh, dunh, DAH!) is actually a 3rd degree Level 3 "felony". It apparently leapfrogged in importance over its more dastardly cousins, molesting blue crab traps (3rd degree, Level 1) or trespassing on posted commerical horticulture property (3rd degree, Level 2).
Once the Democrat prosecutor was able to pore over the arm-long chart of felonies, he was finally able to find SOMETHING he could "get" that one-man crime wave Limbaugh on, and dress it up as a "serious infraction". **snicker**
THANK GOD the Floriduh Legislature finally acted! ;-)
After all, you can't take a mere "misdemeanor" to the Prom, can you? ;-)