"My wife is fine, but her brother is an absolute moron. He just left after a visit, and I had to hear him pontificate about when we fight terrorists we become our own worst enemies. I couldn't help it, I just had to tell him that he was woefully misinformed and not capable of making moral judgments as, along with much of the country, he does not believe there is a GOOD and an EVIL. Needless to say, his visit did not end on a positive note." Sounds like my Sister-in-law. She wants anybody but Bush because he "had a C-average" in college. She went ballistic when i told her the Goron flunked out of divinity school ;-).
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