[glock rocks]

How many referral agents does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two: One to screw you out of a fee, and the other to send you to a store where they ran out of bulbs weeks ago.

[AQGeiger]

How many liberals does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They'll just wait for the UN to do something about it.

A very painfully cheesy original. But it popped into my head and I couldn't resist. I'll go back to lurking now....