[Vigilanteman]

Why not just do what the Red Chinese do and ban Muslims from boarding flights? Sure, it is unfair to the moderates among them, but it works.

Offer everyone boarding a Slim Jim made of pork sausage. Those who refuse get closer questioning. Vegetarians and Jews would be invited to wear a wristband made of pigskin in lieu of biting in to pork.

[breakem]

Slim Jims would clear be declared cruel and unusual by the 9th Circus Court and in violation of Several International laws. Pork chops or ribs on the other hand...........

[pa_dweller]

Offer everyone boarding a Slim Jim made of pork sausage. Those who refuse get closer questioning. Vegetarians and Jews would be invited to wear a wristband made of pigskin in lieu of biting in to pork.

I've been contemplating a similar system called 'Pet the Pig'. Every boarding gate has a porcine petting station. You don't pet the pig, you don't get on the plane. Simple.

[Mr. Jeeves]

Why not just do what the Red Chinese do and ban Muslims from boarding flights?

So how do you stop the blond-haired, blue-eyed Bosnian Al Qaeda member and devout Muslim from getting on the plane when he calls himself Jim Smith and claims to be a Christian pastor from Knoxville, Tennessee?