[pa_dweller]

Offer everyone boarding a Slim Jim made of pork sausage. Those who refuse get closer questioning. Vegetarians and Jews would be invited to wear a wristband made of pigskin in lieu of biting in to pork.

I've been contemplating a similar system called 'Pet the Pig'. Every boarding gate has a porcine petting station. You don't pet the pig, you don't get on the plane. Simple.

[Yaelle]

Pet the Pig! LOL! Would a Muslim not pet the pig? I thought sinning when you are in jihad was OK. I would happily pet the pig. Pigs feel safe around me (I keep kosher). We get along very well. LOL.