"doctor shopping"
Can I interest you something along the lines of this Asian fellow
Tokyo-educated, specializes in orthopedics, dressed out in a spiffy white lab coat
Or if youre looking to spend a little less, I can show a slightly pudgy El Salvadoran, with a hand-written diploma from The University of San Miguel
or if youre really looking for a bargain, a have a Nigerian woman in the back with some herbs and goat blood
HI EVERYBODY!
Oh please. I've got those stacked up on pallets.