[Ol' Dan Tucker]

"This is all a bogus smokescreen for the legalization of recreational use of mind-altering chemical substances," Dornan said. "Anybody's who's ill is told, 'We can give a THC (marijuana's active ingredient) substance to you, a legal pill or patch.'"

This stuff is just too funny.

[Kenny Bunk]

There is only one way to stop B-1 Bob, by whom I have been pleasantly bemused for years, as long as he wasn't MY congressman.

In a debate on any subject, use the key phrase "30-06." B-1 Bob will launch himself into a dissertation on the ballistics of the round, the story of the '03 Springfield, the development of the M1 Garand, and marksmanship. As soon as he is out of breath, (O, say 2-6 hours later) say the words, "Spitfire and Me-109." B-1 will launch into a series of monologues that would shame the History Channel, including quotes from Winston Churchill, Hermann Goering, and probably Eva Braun. When he is through, (say a-day-and-a-half later), he will sing 'Lili Marlene.'

This man is so mind-numbingly boring, that when a Polish girl pretending to be a Mexican cheated him out of his seat, nobody cared. They were relieved! Ya gotta love this guy. (During the campaign, in which Loretta mobilized dead, incarcerated, and never-existent illegal aliens, when someone pointed out that Loretta was Polish, and not Mexican, Bob launched into an incredibly informative lecture on Polish cavalry tactics as applied against the Wermacht) He is like every know-it-all in every bar from here to Alameda.

Love-ya Bob. You're over.