Hillary opened her eyes. Gennifer and Bill were gazing at her with puzzled looks on their faces.
“Golleee Hillary, you looked like my brother Roger for a minute there. Your eyes had that faraway look and you was grinnin’ like an idiot.”
“Oh Bill, I just feel like I finally know why I’ve been put on this earth!” Hillary gushed.
Bill slightly recoiled and said “Ewww, are you one of those Christians?”
“Oh, no Bill, but you might say I just had a religious experience. I see visions and a powerful being tells me what to do next. He just revealed to me that you and I are both going to be president! At the same time, isn’t that weird?”
“Uh, yeah. Well I gotta go now Hill. Gennifer wants me to tend to her Flower patch. I’ll see ya around.” And with that Bill and Gennifer quietly backed away.
He remembered running from the out of the circus tent when the bearded lady came in.
Not from fear but from the embarrassment of being aroused when he saw her.
He knew he would someday find the girl of his dreams, and she would disgust him into arousal like none ever had.