It's like Christmas in December! - Ann Coulter

townhall.com ^ | 12/18/03 | Ann Coulter

[Grampa Dave]

This is great!

[xp38]

they seek him here...they seek him there...damned elusive he is!

[JohnHuang2]

He must be in a spider hole! ;-)

[Alamo-Girl]

Thanks for the ping!

[JohnHuang2]

Welcome :-)

[Squantos]

Some people can be so very creative - this was written
by an Army Mom this afternoon....



Two Weeks Before Christmas!

T'was two weeksbefore Christmas, And all through Iraq,
The people still worried that Saddam would be back.
The soldiers went out on their nightly patrol,
Capturing the bad guys was always their goal!

With raids seeming endless in the triangle Sunni,
We hoped that not all of Iraq was so looney!
We gathered the tribe of Saddam, in Tikrit,
And suddenly now they all started to snit!

They told of a farm where Hussein just might be
Odierno then called on our boys- from the great 4th
ID!
More rapid than Baathists our soldiers they came,
And he whistled and shouted and called them by name

Now Delta, Now Rangers, Now Cavalry too!
On Green Hats, on Pilots, I need all of you!
Go to that farm and secure it right now!
Capture his ass- you guys know how!

Off went our soldiers under cover of night,
So stealthy, so quiet with no trace of light
While we back at home were eating our lunches,
Our boys on the ground were following hunches!

And then it was time for the raid to begin.
The first target came up -empty within!
Could it be our Intel was wrong once again?
No! Somewhere nearby is the wolf in his den!

And then, in a twinkling, camouflage torn away
In a hole in the ground did their quarry lay
Dazed and confused, right at them he looked,
Did the stupid old fool know his goose was now cooked?

He was dressed all in rags from his toes to his head,
And his beard was as matted as 12 day-old bread!
How the mighty had fallen, could this be Hussein?
One look in his eyes was to know he's insane!

Our boys got their man - how proud we all are
The relief in our country is felt near and far
A bath he has had now -yet he'll never be clean
Forever tainted with mass torture and his Fedaheen

To our soldiers we give our undying respect
You always give more than we ever expect
We hope you can have now a night with some fun
Your loved ones back home say- JOB DAMN WELL DONE!

Deborah Sandberg
Proud Army Mom (101st)
14 December 2003

Stay Safe !

[CyberAnt]

I remember Bush telling someone, "I don't do nuance".

[kayak]

God bless that Army mom and her soldier!

[kattracks]

Excellent!

God Bless our troops and their loved ones.

[Cincinatus' Wife]

One strongly suspects that the White House sat on the story of Saddam's arrest for a day so the Times could put out its regular Sunday bad news: "A Baghdad Neighborhood, Once Hopeful, Now Reels As Iraq's Turmoil Persists," "Saboteurs, Looters and Old Equipment Work Against Efforts to Restart Iraqi Oil Fields," "It's Going to Be a Bloody Christmas," "Dean Strives for a Nuanced Approach to Foreign Policy." The New York Times hasn't looked this foolish ... well, I guess since the day before.

Last laughing BUMP!

[JohnHuang2]

G'morning, Cincy :-)

[Cincinatus' Wife]

Hi JohnHuang2!

[little jeremiah]

LOL! Great to go to bed with a good laugh, especially at the expense of the leftist liberal scum.

[Lancey Howard]

Hi, Ann!

[little jeremiah]

Fantastic poem!!! A genius of a mother.

[little jeremiah]

Fantastic poem!!! A genius of a mother. I hope she is sending it to Iraq - a lot of our guys over there should have a chance to read it.

[little jeremiah]

This new software is quicker than my brain, eyes, or fingers!

[expatguy]

bump

[lainde]

ping

[alloysteel]

First we had to be vewy, vewy quiet, until we were vewy, vewy sure....

(sarcasm) And people were willing to believe that the only purpose of Bush's visit to the troops Thanksgiving night was to slip in some homeless man from DC, so he could be planted in Ad Dour for a photo op of soldiers pulling "Saddam" from a "spider hole", then whisk him away where he is held incommunicado.

Double hit. First, Bush apparently gets to do a little personal taunting of a helpless homeless guy, then the apparent capture is timed to burst upon the unsuspecting public, just in time for the height of the Christmas season, to grievously wound the hearts of those persons of tender sensibilities that wish to protect the rights and dignity of widely notorious tyrants.

George W. Bush is just cruel, just too cruel. Has the man no mercy or compassion?(/sarcasm}