Bottled Water Deliberately Poisoned in Italy

12/10/03 | vanity

[Jim Cane]

Barefoot prints leading to and from the scene of the crime
have turned up crushed grape residue.

[gcruse]

People who pay for bottled water
Are spending for stuff they hadn't oughtta.

[sarasota]

I know but it's hard to resist this Penta water that makes claims no others do.

[gcruse]

I looked at their website. Dr Kellogg comes to mind.

[76834]

Fairly simple to solve.
Pressurize the container, just a little, with an inert gas like argon.
Instruct people that if is dosent hiss when you open dont drink it.....

[onedoug]

First suspects: Islamists.

[sarasota]

Who's Dr. Kellogg?

[gcruse]

Doctor Kellogg.  And yes, it's the Kellogg
of Kellogg's Corn Flakes.

[txhurl]

Niagara indexing bump

[thatdewd]

First suspects: Islamists.

and second, and third, and ...

[thatdewd]

PEH (Pets Eating Humans)

LOL, I love that name.

[genefromjersey]

Ah-HAH !!!

Steven Hatfill strikes AGAIN !!!

(Source: The Gospel according to Barbara Hatchetjob )

[Celantro]

Great. I have reservations at Cesca on Saturday night. Now I can't have my Pelegrino.

[TexKat]

Ping

[anymouse]

Not to worry many Italians haven't drank water in decades. They prefer vino. :)

[genefromjersey]

I'm not worried about Italy:I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop.....in our supermarkets.

Once upon a time, you could yawn, and point out the fact Italy is an ocean away.Now we have resident terrorists of all kinds living here: a handful of whom are probably nesting on college campuses right in our own back yards.

The point of the "heads up" is to suggest simple precautions against the more obvious attacks:

1. Take an extra second or two to examine any milk,soda,water,juice, etc. that comes in a plastic (or plasticized paper ) container.Any evidence of tampering?

2. Before drinking from (or drinking contents of) any such container,take a cautious sniff of contents for obvious contaminants.

[anymouse]

Make sure you don your tinfoil toupe before attempting this dangerous feat though. :)

[Paul C. Jesup]

Nobody has claimed responsibility. Police are inclined to suspect the poisonings may be the work of one of the radical anti-capitalist "environmentalist" groups that operate here.

That explains why the socialist media in this country are completely ignoring this story.

[genefromjersey]

Hey mouse: the information leading to the post was published on ProMed: the official site of the Institute for Infectious Diseases. They're a real "foil hat" outfit: always going on and on about Ebola in the Congo, SARS, Anthrax, Dengue fever, and other crap like that.

Real downer,man !

Go back to your reality show. I think they might be eating slugs tonight.