[Doctor Stochastic]

To paraphrase Bertrand Russell when asked (after Bertie claimed that anything could be proved starting from a falsehood), if he could derive from 1=0 the he was the Pope: 1=0 thus 1+1=0+1 or 2=1; the Pope and I are two, thus we are one.

[PatrickHenry]

To paraphrase Bertrand Russell

That's what inspired my proof that I'm Marilyn Monroe (repeated here by popular demand):

1. All humans are divided into two classes, Marilyn and all others.
2. The number of members of the class of Marilyn is ONE.
3. The number of members of the class of PatrickHenry is ONE.
4. Things equal to the same thing are equal to each other.
5. One equals one.
6. Ergo ... I am Marilyn Monroe!