[Irene Adler]

"You'll shoot your eye out, kid". Yes, my little sister actually DID get shot in the eye by a neighbor boy's toy arrow. She got taken likety split to the eye docter, and her eye eventually healed completely.

[Irene Adler]

Oh, I got one more. My first cousin "somehow" got both his hands really burned when a page of toy six shooter "caps" "caught fire" in his hands. I've always thought he touched a match to 'em to see what would happen. He found out, all right.