[hellinahandcart]

Trust me, women have just as much trouble hitting the water as men. Hygiene isn't the point.

It all comes down to this: I don't care if he sits or stands, cuts it off or tapes it between his legs---I don't want a strange man in the next stall listening to me pee.

[Arthur Wildfire! March]

"...I don't care if he sits or stands, cuts it off or tapes it between his legs---I don't want a strange man in the next stall listening to me pee."

But you can't keep him from imagining the sound. There's really no winning. Seriously, the "EXIT" strategy is best.

[dhs12345]

As I would say to my Mom and wife -- I understand -- I don't want some weirdo in the stall next to you either!

[Cobra64]

I don't want a strange man in the next stall listening to me pee.

Don't go on a camping trip. Wait until the mare your riding stops and leaves a whizz, or the rear end ups and drops some manure. Stay home in Peoria, you'd never survive on a ranch.

[roadcat]

"It all comes down to this: I don't care if he sits or stands, cuts it off or tapes it between his legs---I don't want a strange man in the next stall listening to me pee."

Hmmn? I don't know if it's just me, but I would worry if I couldn't make noise when I pee. As far as I'm concerned, the louder the noise of the splash, the better I feel. Guys make all sorts of obscene noises when relieving themselves and aren't in the least embarassed. Women should get over it!

BTW, there's this old Chinese female janitor that comes in the men's bathroom at our building to do chores, and she doesn't pay no mind to guys standing at the urinals; she's all business. The younger female janitors wait outside until the bathroom is empty.