No matter what a Limey says, there is one truth that cannot be denied - the British cannot cook a decent meal to save their souls. The ignorant SOB's cannot, I suppose, even read a simple cookbook and make anything taste good.
(Holding up a couple of jars of spice) If you blokes don't know what to do with this, you ought to withhold judgment on a President of the United States.
Not true. My English-born fiancee is an excellent cook. She may be in a minority, but she can cook!