[swarthyguy]

The Air District will enforce the no burn nights with both random patrols and through complaints that are called in.

And banning cigs in "private" homes isn't next?

Random patrols....No, officer, we were smoking a big cig, not burning a log.

[snopercod]

They won't need random patrols. Your neighbors will inform on you.

Welcome to Amerika.

[Madame Dufarge]

Random patrols....

Just another piece of heavy equipment for the great Highway to Utopia construction project.

Never you mind, it's for our own good, we just don't realize it yet...