[exile]

In my humble opinion, every woman in heaven would look like Laurie Dhue.

[VOYAGER]

In my humble opinion, every woman in heaven would look like Laurie Dhue.

And every woman in Hell would look like Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi, so many choices available!

Man nor beast should be subjected to this over the line punishment, huh?

[VOYAGER]

In my humble opinion, every woman in heaven would look like Laurie Dhue.

And every woman in Hell would look like Hillary Clinton or Nancy Pelosi, so many choices available!

NO man or beast should be subjected to this over the line punishment, huh?

[fml]

Okay...but what would you have to look like?

[scott7278]

"In my humble opinion, every woman in heaven would look like Laurie Dhue."

That reminds me of an old joke:

A man once was visited by an angel. The angel told him with authority, "Come up here, and I will show you what heaven is like!" Immediately he was transported to heaven, and it was more beautiful than he ever imagined. The angel then showed him what heaven is like.

He saw a couple walking arm-in-arm from a distance. As they got closer, he saw that the man was very good-looking, but the lady was not. Not even close. So he turned to the angel and asked, "I don't understand -- they don't go together at all, and she's not very good looking."

The angel advised him, "It's because he had much sin in his life -- although he gets to enjoy heaven itself because of the grace of God, this is his eternal reward for the life he lived after receiving grace."

Then another couple came down the road. She was even uglier than the first. The angel told him, "He sinned even more than the last guy."

Then another couple came down the road, and it was the worst sight ever -- he had to turn his eyes away, and before the angel could say anything, he said, "I know, I know -- he must have sinned a great deal!"

The angel asked, "My child, would you like a vision of your future?"

"Yes," the man answered hesitantly.

All of the sudden, he saw himself walking down the road with the most beautiful blonde haired woman he'd ever seen. I mean, she was a total knockout.

So he said to the angel, "Man, what did I do to deserve that?"

The angel replied, "It has nothing to do with you -- she had a lot of sin in her life."

[Larry Lucido]

Your posts reminded me of this joke:

A man was sent to Hell for his sins. As he was being taken to his place of eternal torment, he passed a room where a lawyer was having an intimate conversation with a beautiful woman.

"What a rip-off," the man muttered. "I have to roast for all eternity, and that lawyer spends it with that gorgeous woman."

Jabbing the man with his pitchfork, the escorting demon snarled, "Who are you to question that woman's punishment?"

[ErnBatavia]

every woman in heaven would look like Laurie Dhue.

It might have been the camera angle (sort of from above, as she stood doing the intro to her weekend show), but in one of the rare full-on Laurie shots this weekend, she appeared to be very heavy in the below the knee department.

Guess I should watch more often and more carefully, because her wheels don't look bad at all when she's in the crossed leg sitting position in the studio.