So would I--and the flag should be around the size they use at Perkins restaurants. Their heads would blow up.
Even better is the fire truck built by a Wisconsin company post 9/11. Their heads would REALLY blow up.
I'll dig out a photo of the fire truck & post it. It's really great.
"Mommy, why is the screaming lady on TV so angry?"
"She is an attention-whore, dear."
"Mommy, what is an attention-whore?"
"A communist, dear"
"Mommy, what is a communist?"
"An idiot, dear"