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How many freepers does it take to change a light bulb?
Posted on 10/23/2003 10:26:08 AM PDT by Sir Gawain
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To: LPM1888; eabinga
Ok, ya got me.
Meanies, pickin on an old mainframer,,,,
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posted on
10/23/2003 12:36:42 PM PDT
by
katnip
(It is when a people forget God that tyrants forge their chains)
To: Chancellor Palpatine; Howlin
The 8,462 Freepers that have assembled for all the various duties can now go back to their regularly scheduled programming...
......I found the directions...
322
posted on
10/23/2003 12:38:07 PM PDT
by
Tamzee
(...This tagline has been tested on animals.)
To: eabinga
What was it?
Sounds fun!
323
posted on
10/23/2003 12:39:21 PM PDT
by
Tamzee
(...This tagline has been tested on animals.)
To: BureaucratusMaximus
...and another group of Freepers will blame a damn Yankee for the light bulb going out...while yet another group will note the advantages of Union light bulbs...
Didn't algores mother sing "Look for the Union Label" under a Union Light bulb.
To: Tamsey; Flurry; EODGUY; Lazamataz
Instructions??
REAL Freepers don't need no stinkin' instructions!!!!
72 public-schooled Freepers give up, can't read the thread.
(And 480 Home-schooling Freepers immediately take credit of the thread for homework in science.)
325
posted on
10/23/2003 12:42:48 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Sir Gawain; GummyIII
This is great!! LOL
326
posted on
10/23/2003 12:43:49 PM PDT
by
Freedom2specul8
(Please pray for our troops.... http://anyservicemember.navy.mil/)
To: WhyisaTexasgirlinPA; TxBec; xsmommy
8<) (Robt gives xsmommy math homework assignment: Figure out how many Freepers are required so far ...)
327
posted on
10/23/2003 12:45:01 PM PDT
by
Robert A Cook PE
(I can only support FR by donating monthly, but ABBCNNBCBS continue to lie every day!)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
She's math challenged, ya know.
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
I wrote this hear pome bout public scho cry sis in Bamer and the AEA union boss.
Edyoukashun
Ah lurnt to reed in Alabam,
Ah got to gratueight.
Rithmytic Ah can do well,
Fo plus free is ate.
Ah like my edyoucashun,
Mah teachers was the best.
Widout dey help an patients,
Ah cudnt pass da test.
Two show mah thanks I plans to be
A teecher and a slob.
Paul Hubbert run da AEA,
Heal hep me git da job.
Awl pay mah dews and jes sho up,
An teech de liddle kids.
To gro up strong and wise like me,
An keep em off da skids.
Senyour in Publick Schoo 2002.
329
posted on
10/23/2003 12:50:00 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: Sir Gawain
What is a light bulb?
330
posted on
10/23/2003 12:51:35 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: Howlin
hehehehe
331
posted on
10/23/2003 12:52:51 PM PDT
by
Mo1
(http://www.favewavs.com/wavs/cartoons/spdemocrats.wav)
To: Flurry
That was a good one!
To: honeygrl
Thank you buxom stranger.
333
posted on
10/23/2003 12:57:38 PM PDT
by
Conspiracy Guy
(Taglines are for the curious to read and the talented to write. Would someone write me one?)
To: dirtboy
You left out 1 freeper to post an "Ash Alert!" lol! You posted that one on the original thread. I hadn't thought of Ash and the 'ash alerts' in a long, long time.
To: stainlessbanner
1 insane Freeper who notes that the US Supreme Court reached a 6-3 decision [Cantor v. Detroit Edison Co., 428 U.S. 579 (1976)] concerning the exchange of light bulbs.
335
posted on
10/23/2003 1:05:40 PM PDT
by
4CJ
(Come along chihuahua, I want to hear you say yo quiero taco bell. - Nolu Chan, 28 Jul 2003)
To: 4ConservativeJustices
LOL! Classic.
To: new cruelty; proud American in Canada
337
posted on
10/23/2003 1:09:47 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Here's to Bush '04, Mr. Limbaugh, the outlawing of speedos and the banning of kiddie animes! *glug*)
To: Robert A. Cook, PE
72 public-schooled Freepers give up, can't read the thread
NOW you've gone and done it!!!
413 bureaucrats show up and demand we restrict ourselves to posting equal opportunity threads... no text, pictures only.
338
posted on
10/23/2003 1:14:18 PM PDT
by
Tamzee
(...This tagline has been tested on animals.)
To: Sir Gawain
You also need the Freeper Hate Cat to tell you you stink at putting in a lightbulb.
339
posted on
10/23/2003 1:16:48 PM PDT
by
4mycountry
(Here's to Bush '04, Mr. Limbaugh, the outlawing of speedos and the banning of kiddie animes! *glug*)
To: Flurry
Grate pome!
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posted on
10/23/2003 1:26:07 PM PDT
by
Tamzee
(...This tagline has been tested on animals.)
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