[mc5cents]

I love fried chicken and watermelon. Can't get enough of the stuff. And I'm about as white as you can get. I think. Well, I mean my mom was white and my dad was white so I suppose that makes me white. Right? Anyway, I love, love! fried chicken and sadly watermelon is only good in July and August. Oh, I know you can get it all year in some places, but it really is only good in July and August. That opinion is from an expert I might add, me.

[Mears]

I agree. For God's sake maybe the guy just likes fried chicken and watermelon.

Will this nonsense ever end?

[irishlass]

ROFLOL-I am from the Eastern Sbore of MD- Fried Chicken and Watermelon are two of our specialties. In fact, my backyard is a 100 acre watermelon patch. I love 'em both-and I am a white, Irish, (former Catholic) Baptist!

[Lazamataz]

I love fried chicken and watermelon. Can't get enough of the stuff. And I'm about as white as you can get. I think. Well, I mean my mom was white and my dad was white so I suppose that makes me white. Right? Anyway, I love, love! fried chicken and sadly watermelon is only good in July and August. Oh, I know you can get it all year in some places, but it really is only good in July and August. That opinion is from an expert I might add, me.

If you were a liberal, I might be able to give you a pass on the above narrative. Since you are a conservative, it is clear you are cleverly concealing a horrible racist slur in there somewhere.