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At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker who was leaving the company due to "downsizing," our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more often."
Not a word was spoken. We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
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Two doctor's opened offices in a small town and put up a sign reading: "Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology." The town fathers were not too happy with the sign and they proposed: "Hysterias and Posteriors." The doctors didn't find it acceptable, and suggested: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids." The townsfolk didn't like that either and countered with: "Catatonics and High Colonics." Thumbs down again, by now the story was in the papers and suggestions began rolling in: "Manic-depressives and Anal-retentives," "Minds and Behinds," "Lost Souls and A$$holes", "Analysis and Anal Cysts," "Queers and Rears," "Nuts and Butts," "Freaks and Cheeks," "Loons and Moons." None of these satisfied one side or the other, but they finally settled on:
BTW, Al Gore carried this town overwhelmingly in the '00 elections.
Well...actually, yes. I don't have a land-line. Guess this joke was created before cable internet access.
Thanks for the jokes, they always make me smile.
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