To: NotQuiteCricket
Especially since there are "children going hungry" in America today?
Quite a dichotomy they have set up, no?
Let's see.....perhaps food should be FREE for children, paid for with our tax dollars of course. Only those over the age of...15(?)would have to pay for their own food.
Uh oh....but then we might see the parents of these poor children selling their food on the black market.
Let's see.....how could we insure that the CHILDREN were being fed? Why.....we could set up 'Children-Feeding-Stations'(CFSs)...that way the parents couldn't divert the food for their own nefarious gains!
Oh wait...who would run these CFSs?
Well...we COULD have a new Federal Department...or maybe put it under the FDA? Or HHS? But this is going to cost a LOT of money. Buildings/staff/food products etc.
Good grief...what to do? OH....I know....let's put a tax on all foodstuffs purchased by those over the age of 15 in order to fund the CFSs.
UH OH.....now we're going to need to elect Democrats....because you KNOW that the Republicans won't support a new tax. Whew...glad we remembered this step.
THAT'S the ticket! Elect Democrats!
Whew...this planning and analysis is HARD!
30 posted on
10/13/2003 11:23:03 AM PDT by
justshe
(Do you trust a Democrat to protect America?)
To: justshe
LOL!!
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