Your gall in speaking for other men, and countries, does not alter the facts you so desperately refuse to face:
1) The Union was heavily invested in, and enjoying the profits from, slavery before the Confederacy even existed.
2) The Union kept slaves after those in the Confederacy were freed.
3) The Union has deeper roots in slavery than did the Confederacy.
Your sophistry & dancing betrays the shame you so frantically scamper around.
What is it with you & men's underwear analogies?