Word For The Day

Tuesday, 07-02-03 | Slip 18

[Slip18]

In order that we might all raise the level of discourse and expand our language abilities, here is the daily post of “word for the day”. Rules: Everyone must leave a post using the “word of the day”; in a sentence. The sentence must, in some way, relate to the news of the day. The Review threads are linked for your edification. ;-) Practice makes perfect.....post on....

[secret garden]

Please tell us those are not your legs.

[Slip18]

I just took an IQ test from Fox News. I was going to vote if a teacher should carry a gun, but got carried away with the test. It says I'm a visual mathematician. What the heck does that mean?

[Slip18]

They are a tad bit hairy, doncha think?

[Slip18]

Miss Rika. Glad to see you today.

The natives are getting restless. I think they need Miss Rika back!

[CholeraJoe]

Please tell us those are not your legs.

Those are my legs, sg and my gay dogs.

[Robert A Cook PE]

See?

Do ya think I was being too subtle to the Missed Xsex about catching babies passed her prime?

Are my days numbered already if she reads this?

(Or should I watch my words out with soap? ... I'd really lather not, since it could get messy in there....)

[CholeraJoe]

Having dogs with ambiguous sexual preferences fits right in with my big gay truck.

[secret garden]

I saw an older lady at the park walking two of your little doggies(KCCS) and when I said "Hi little spaniels" she said "They're King Charles cavalier spaniels". I already knew that but it sounded less pretentious to just say hi little spaniels. Promise me you won't get snotty if you get a foo-foo dog.

[secret garden]

You must be running for the valedictorian post. ;)

[Slip18]

I'm a visual mathematician! This is what it means. They just e-mailed me.

"This means you are gifted at spotting patterns. This and your overall high intelligence make you good at understanding the big picture."

LOL! What's a big picture, Cook? I can't do math for nuthin.

[xsmommy]

be glad there isn't a large fruit population up there or you might be attracting them between the truck and the dogs....

[Slip18]

Montana has a lot of fruits and berries.

[xsmommy]

are you kidding? i would never be pretentious. i abhor pretension. i would have just called them puppies to her!

[CholeraJoe]

Between my gay truck and my gay dogs, I'd be a big hit in the East Village, huh, chick?

[Slip18]

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

[secret garden]

I understand. My dogs are sometimes gay and incestous. They take brotherly love too far. :(

[xsmommy]

oh and i think i was behind you yesterday on the road, driving your OTHER car, the PTcruiser with the license plate that said SHEEP... no lie. i thought of you!

[xsmommy]

i want a cuddly dog like that one. i need to call starting tomorrow. xsteen has been badgering and i misplaced the numbers. truthy, can you give me your friend's email again? i lost the address, and at least one of the breeders i had was in New Jersey. maybe your friend knows them.

[Slip18]

My male dogs are constantly grooming each other. Sometimes I gag.

[secret garden]

Thank you for hosting the threads while our teacher is indisposed. I appreciate your hard work and devotion to the class. :-)
Now can we take a field trip to the pool?