[HairOfTheDog]

It is freaking me out a little!

And now it has my money.

[theFIRMbss]

Frogs with dirty little lips
Dirty little warts on their finger-tips
Dirty 'n green
Tiny 'n mean
Floppin' around
By the edge of the stream

Frogs with dirty little eyes
Dirty little tongues all covered with flies
Dirty brown
Floppin' around
Puffed up 'n bloated
When the sun goes down

Frogs with dirty little nose
Dirty little spots all over their clothes
Dirty legs
Dirty feet
Dirty little frogs is what you eat

[Frogs With Dirty Little Lips -- Frank Zappa]

[avg_freeper]

Hey! Take my picture with it!

[Southflanknorthpawsis]

See if he answers to "Jeremiah".

[Conspiracy Guy]

That's a baby Alabama Bull Frog. As an adult he'll weigh about 40 pounds and eat cats.

[Mr. Jeeves]

You might write Maureen Dowd and see if she would like to kiss it.

[ArrogantBustard]

Be not afraid...

It's not Jacques Chirac...

It looks like a standard, pond-variety American (not African) bullfrog, and a respectably sized one at that. They come in several colour schemes, as the following images will illustrate:

This one looks like your visitor.

This one is more green, with fewer spots.

This one is green and spotted.

I've personally seen all these variations in the wild. Let him go in your backyard. Or find a pond and let him go there. Or lightly batter the legs, and deep fry them. Tastes like chicken.

[decimon]

Your Jeremiah seems to have ample company.

"There are 12 species of frogs and toads in Washington State. NatureMappers have recorded 8 species. We have included a map that shows where frogs were reported, but the observers couldn't distinguish the species." Amphibian Maps

[JoeSixPack1]

A large green frog, covered all over with long green hair, hops into a bank, jumps up on the counter, and says to the young blond teller, "I want a loan."

The Teller smiles brightly and says, "Good morning, sir! You'll have to see the Loan Officer for that. Her office is down the hall, third or fourth on the left. Patricia Wack, you'll see the sign. Have a nice day! Next?"

The frog thanks her, hops off the counter, down the indicated hall, and turns in at the sign. He jumps up on the desk in front of the Loan Officer, who has silvery blond hair and is wearing a matching string of pearls, and says, "I want a loan."

The Loan Officer, somewhat startled, forgets the usual smile and greeting, skips several lines of the script, and says, "W-w-we must have something to secure the loan, some Collateral."

At that, the frog pulls out a ceramic lion, places it on the desk in front of her with a wide smile: "How's this?"

She studies the lion for a minute or so, then tells him, "I'll have to get it appraised. I'll be back in a few minutes." She picks up the lion, goes back up the hall and click-clack, click-clack across the tiled lobby to the Branch Manager's office, smacks the ceramic lion down on his desk, and tells him, "I have this Frog with Long Green Hair in my Office, Sitting on my desk, who says he wants a Loan, and This is what he has to secure it. I don't even know what this thing Is!" She pats a strand of silvery blond hair back in place.



"Hmm. Well, obviously," the Branch Manager says, "It's a knick-knack, Patti Wack: give the frog a loan."

[Cicero]

Our bloodhound knows how to handle bullfrogs.

[Skip Ripley]

Wow, I didn't realize Congressman Nadler would travel so far West....

[MinuteGal]

Hang on to him till your warts are gone.

Then, since he comes with his own skewers, make a marinade of beer, lemon juice and soy sauce....and voila!.....frog kebobs.

Leni

[putupon]

DANGER!!! DO NOT TOUCH IT!!! That is an Amazonian Mushroom Frog!!! It is very poisonous, the indians in the upper reaches of the Amazon River make the poison for their darts with it's skin.

It is illegal to import them but undocumented aliens have been caught smuggling them in and are often victims of accidental poisings when they inadvertantly touch them. There is no antidote.

[Zavien Doombringer]

There he is, that green Bastard! I am sooo glad you found him!...

[Blzbba]

It's the hideous Dollah Frog!!!!

Run for the hills!!!

[CSM]

You gave that African Bullfrog Reperations! Now all Frogs will "Ribbet" for them. This is hugh and series!

[new cruelty]

Try sniffing its toes.

[irishtenor]

It's really a Prince, Hair. Give it a kiss:>) (Maybe it's Aragorn)

[NorseWood]

That's obviously a greenback

[Dan from Michigan]

Buuuuuuuuuuuud. Weiiiiiiiiiiiiiis Errrrrrrrrrr......