Classes for Men

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[SAMWolf]

Classes for men at our local Learning Center for Adults:

Note: Due to the complexity and difficulty level of their contents, each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants each.

Topic 1 - How to fill up the ice cube trays. Step by step, with slide presentation.

Topic 2 - The toilet paper roll: Do rolls grow on the holders? Round table discussion.

Topic 3 - Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up and avoiding the floor/walls and nearby bathtub? Group practice.

Topic 4 - Fundamental differences between the laundry hamper and the floor. Pictures and explanatory graphics.

Topic 5 - The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.

Topic 6 - Loss of identity: Losing the remote to your significant other. Help-line support and support groups.

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

Topic 8 - Health watch: Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health. Graphics and audiotape.

Topic 9 - Real men ask for directions when lost. Real life testimonials.

Topic 10 - Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly as she parallel parks? Driving simulation.

Topic 11 - Learning to live together: Basic differences between your mother and your wife. Online class and role playing.

Topic 12 - How to be the ideal shopping companion. Relaxation, exercises, meditation and breathing techniques.

Topic 13 - How to fight cerebral atrophy: Remembering birthdays, anniversaries, other important dates and calling when you're going to be late. Cerebral shock therapy sessions and full lobotomies offered.

**Upon completion of the course, diplomas will be issued to the survivors.**

[SAMWolf]

A little Friday afternoon Humor

[SAMWolf]

(((Ping)))

[snippy_about_it]

ha ha!

The after-dinner dishes and silverware: Can they levitate and fly into the kitchen sink? Examples on video.


I like that one.

[MeekOneGOP]

Y'all scuze me . . .

http://paulkatcher.com/images/bear.jpg

[SAMWolf]

Topic 7 - Learning how to find things, starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming. Open forum.

My wife enrolled me in this one - twice. Didn't help

[snippy_about_it]

Third time's the charm???

[SAMWolf]

LOL! Hey I think I was next to him once. What a bender that was.

[SAMWolf]

Never gonna happen.

[snippy_about_it]

Hey, he's not in the woods.

Shame on me but I couldn't resist

[Argh]

Hiya, SAM!!

Re # 4: What, you mean Dave Barry was right, there IS no Laundry Fairy?

(Actually, being an old bachelor, I know darn well there's no Laundry Fairy...)

[snippy_about_it]

Men seem to think we women have some kind of homing device built in. Why is it they think we know where everything is?

[SAMWolf]

There must be one at my house, my stuff is always disappearing from where I drop it.

[SAMWolf]

LOL! And he's probably not Catholic either!

[SAMWolf]

Cuz 9 times out of 10 a woman is the one who moved it from where it was supposed to be.

[Argh]

Lucky guy, Sam!

[snippy_about_it]

HA!

[snippy_about_it]

Well if you wouldn't leave it lying around where it doesn't belong we wouldn't have to move it!

[SAMWolf]

Yeah and what's even better is that the Laundry Fairy puts clean stuff back in my dresser drawers. How's that for luck??

[SAMWolf]

Hey I never leave stuff laying around, can I help it women like to rearrange everything at least twice a day?

[Argh]

At various times my mom moved my 1950's baseball, outer space, and airplane cards, my meteorite, and my WWI German spiked helmet into the garbage when we moved. Wimmen!