"All this talk of war is freaking us out," Mary-Kate told BSNN.net, "and after watching a rerun of China Beach , Ashley and I are convinced there is a better way." Sounds like the twins put a lot of thought into their decision. If the dems ever win back control of the White House, these two idiots would make fine National Security Advisors for the rats.
The article is satire. Go easy on the twins.