[Wneighbor]

Unlike Hair, I'd rather have a pit bull than a chicken. But, alas, I have Smeagol who would never abide another D - O - G in the house. (had to spell she's sitting right here)

[Ramius]

Unlike Hair, I'd rather have a pit bull than a chicken.

That's what you say now... but then you've got to get tigers to get rid of the pit bulls, and then elephants to get rid of the tigers. By the time you have elephants with their heads embedded in your skin you'll be wishing to have the ticks instead. At least they were small and didn't make you walk funny.