You sir, are a lunatic
Travis was a Navy SEAL, so I have some respect for HIM, not necessarily his OPINIONS on the other hand. You on the other hand, I have NO respect for.
So to put it nicely, you are in fact a B*TTHOLE SURFER, as you and your buddies are infatuated with ANAL PROBES...
If you apologize immediately then maybe, just MAYBE, I won't post my colonoscopy pictures.