Yup, I have a Calvin and Hobbs cartoon on my desk. :-)
It's Calvin looking up at the stars and screams I'm significant! In the next frame you see him walking away quietly with the caption "Said the dust speck"
Yep...You're just as likeable as I thought...I'm going to have you sample (digitally, watch it! she's an ambassador, now!) Libertina because of her commanding online Voice powers and Have you beam a Wahhabi specific post hypnotic suggestion into the pleasure centers of the males that Women are no longer attractive and that Goats are the proper recipients of Wahhabi conjugations...That way...when this generation dies out of old age, we won't have to deal with their crap and we can devote ourselves to Scientific Exploration of the Pleniverse, the ONLY game in town in New Freepia!...
Does Broad Spectrum EM Radiation Minister sound okay as a working title for you?