Sure, I'd love some!
How is Samwise? I hear he's gone off somewhere....
He ran off on some harebrained adventure with Mr. Frodo. When he gets back, I'm giving him a piece of my mind...but I imagine his Gaffer will put him in his place.
You know how much he loves Frodo. I'm sure it's something relatively important for Sam to leave you.
He wouldn't anger his Gaffer for nothing, I imagine.