Posted on 09/15/2026 10:32:31 AM PDT by V_TWIN
U.S. — Climate activists sounded the alarm this week, warning that global warming was to blame for zero hurricanes forming in the Atlantic Ocean this year.
Though it was previously a common belief that global warming would lead to more frequent and powerful hurricanes, experts warned the lack of hurricanes was also the result of climate change and that Republicans would "rue the day" they ever dismissed it as a hoax.
"The pleasant hurricane season Florida is having is directly caused by global warming, and we are all going to die as a result," said protester Byron Bridges. "America must mandate the use of electric cars immediately — but not Teslas."
According to climate activists, no hurricanes might seem good until you realize fewer people are being killed by them. "With no hurricanes around to quell the human population, the world will become overpopulated, and we will all die for completely different reasons," warned climate activist and part-time masseuse Gina Hampton. "Unless a level 5 hurricane hits Miami this year, we are all going to die."
Critics suggested climate activists needed to chill out, which was interpreted as a threat that conservatives would intentionally bring about global cooling — which is also bad.
"Any change the weather does is bad," Hampton explained. "Hot. Cold. No hurricanes. Some hurricanes. It's all going to kill us."
At publishing time, climate activists were panicking in the streets after seeing a pleasant sunny day, which they warned would lead to the overcrowding of parks, beaches, and playgrounds.
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Climate Idiots
Ping!
Blame?
They make it sound like it’s a BAD THING!...........
That means next year will be twice as bad. A category 5 will become a category 10 monster due to our C-20 pollution.
Ouch. I’ve been hit by a Bee going at least 74 miles per hour.
Your not the only. 😏
Your not the only one.
Mee Too!
One got inside my goggles once and was buzzing around my eye. I calmly took my left hand off the grip and took off my goggles, shook ‘em out, put them back on, and put my hand back on the grip without even changing the throttle. LOL.
Been riding for over 53 years, so I’ve been through a lot!
The Weather Channel is the worst.
It got so bad I had to remove that woke crap from my tv guide list.
They have a whole program dedicated to “climate change”.
Not in my tv. 👎
You're not the only one.
As long as you were in a correcting mood.
How are her eggs doing?
It gets worse - there has only been one F5 tornado anywhere in the world in the last 13 years! They used to be a roughly annual occurrence. GLOBAL WARMING IS STEALING OUR KILLER TORNADOES!!
To balance this out there were 2 tornado touchdowns in Seneca County NY a couple weeks ago. So we are still all going to die. Sometime.
It’s the Bee, but it’s not satire.
Yep. This could have very well been Fox news.
it was about a mile east of me....
Hysterical. The Bee makes fake news real!
Globull warming was a governmental (key word “mental”) scam used to put money into certain people’s hands. I wonder how many billions (if not trillions) of tax dollars went into researching this nonsense.
Got this off a quick Brave browser search:
Overall Climate Finance: While not limited to research, annual global climate finance flows surpassed $1 trillion in 2021, averaging $1.3 trillion in 2021/2022. Developed nations have pledged $100 billion annually to help developing countries, but have consistently fallen short of this target, reporting $182 billion total for 2015–2020.
This one was an easy one for the Babylon Bee.
Leftists are never happy about anything.
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