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Mamdani Installs Muslim Foot-Washing Station At 9/11 Memorial
The Bee ^ | Aug 31, 2026 | The Bee

Posted on 08/31/2026 2:55:53 PM PDT by dayglored

NEW YORK CITY, NY β€” Mayor Zohran Mamdani announced the installation of a Muslim foot-washing station at the base of the 9/11 Memorial in preparation for marking the 25th anniversary of the Islamic terrorist attacks.

Mamdani stated that the addition was long overdue, as Muslims repeatedly lodged complaints about not feeling properly accommodated at the site where thousands perished.

"So far, the 9/11 Memorial has been a total failure, with systemic exclusion built into its very bricks," said Mamdani. "How can you celebrate β€” I mean, solemnly observe β€” 9/11 properly without humbly obliging the religion that propagated these attacks? More than anything, what those who lost loved ones on 9/11 want to hear is the beautiful sound of the Muslim call to prayer ringing out over the buried remains of their family. Adding this foot-washing station will allow us to do just that."

In Islamic practice, a person's feet are to be washed before beginning each of the five daily prayers toward Mecca. "With the proper facilities in place, the cries of 'Allahu Akbar' can now ring out across the grounds of the 9/11 Memorial, just as they should," said City Planner Gary Bobolinski. "Now, we do want to acknowledge that some of the families of 9/11 victims did express reservations about the plan. We want to be clear: we have ordered each of those families to attend cultural sensitivity training and threatened them with arrest. Such intolerance has no place here."

At publishing time, Mamdani had also announced that the city would be removing the word "Never" from the sign reading "Never Forget."


TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; footwashing; mamdani; mamdanistan; satire

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And satire becomes reality in 3....2....1....
1 posted on 08/31/2026 2:55:53 PM PDT by dayglored
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To: dayglored

Oh, ya. I didn’t check for the Bee. It just was the Bee. Soon it will be the NYP

but, Mamdani!?

Why not call out Governor Hochul. She was wearing a hijab yesterday. On camera


2 posted on 08/31/2026 3:00:12 PM PDT by stanne
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To: dayglored

Don’t give him any ideas.


3 posted on 08/31/2026 3:00:35 PM PDT by stars & stripes forever (Blessed is the nation whose GOD is the LORD. ~ Psalm 33:12)
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To: dayglored

Just going by the headline.... I believed it! Will the Muzz mayor install foot washing tub in Gracie Mansion? (official mayors residence)


4 posted on 08/31/2026 3:01:33 PM PDT by dennisw ("If they make something really good, they will inevitably stop making it." - Robert Quine)
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To: dayglored

My blood pressure immediately started to spike

.....then I saw “The Bee”


5 posted on 08/31/2026 3:03:10 PM PDT by PGR88
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> Why not call out Governor Hochul. She was wearing a hijab yesterday. On camera

Somebody find a stick (no thicker than their thumb of course) and beat some sense into her with it. That's prescribed in Sharia.

6 posted on 08/31/2026 3:04:45 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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> Will the Muzz mayor install foot washing tub in Gracie Mansion? (official mayors residence)

I'd take a bet that he's already done it, for his convenience and that of his guests.

7 posted on 08/31/2026 3:07:35 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: dayglored

Damn...I was all ready to go nuclear!


8 posted on 08/31/2026 3:11:38 PM PDT by econjack
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To: dayglored

As long as they enter head first, wash as many feet as possible....


9 posted on 08/31/2026 3:15:08 PM PDT by G Larry (Crushing Israel's biggest enemy is upsetting many!)
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To: dayglored

God rid us of this SOB!


10 posted on 08/31/2026 3:16:00 PM PDT by Recompennation ( Deeeeeeeeezout)
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> "... what those who lost loved ones on 9/11 want to hear is the beautiful sound of the Muslim call to prayer ringing out over the buried remains of their family."

"It's one of the prettiest sounds on Earth at sunset." -- Barack Obama

11 posted on 08/31/2026 3:16:17 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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Almost a heart attack!! Then ... πŸ˜‰


12 posted on 08/31/2026 3:22:08 PM PDT by MayflowerMadam (In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.)
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To: dayglored

Are we lining up to pee in it yet?


13 posted on 08/31/2026 3:25:46 PM PDT by JimRed (TERM LIMITS, NOW! Finish the damned WALL! TRUTH is the new HATE SPEECH! )
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To: dayglored

This is so believable now I didn’t even think to look to see if it was satire. I just opened it and saw it was from the Bee.


14 posted on 08/31/2026 3:25:56 PM PDT by JZelle
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Governor Kathy Hochul is facing a fresh wave of criticism after appearing in a hijab during a New York City event with Muslim leaders, an appearance coming less than two weeks before the 25th anniversary of the September 11 terrorist attacks.--The South Shore Press

Not The Bee

15 posted on 08/31/2026 3:35:29 PM PDT by henbane (✧ π•π”Έβ„•π•Œπ”Έβ„π• 𝟚𝟘 𝟚𝟘𝟚𝟝--𝕄𝔸𝔾𝔸 π•„π”Έπ”Ύβ„•π•€π”½π•€β„‚π•Œπ•Š ✧)
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To: dayglored

They won.


16 posted on 08/31/2026 3:37:23 PM PDT by stevio (Fight until you die!)
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To: henbane

Gad! What an ugly puss!


17 posted on 08/31/2026 3:39:44 PM PDT by dayglored (This is the day which the LORD hath made; we will rejoice and be glad in it. Psalms 118:24)
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To: stanne

At first, I idn’t realize it was the Bee...but I wasn’t surprised either.


18 posted on 08/31/2026 4:08:30 PM PDT by left that other site ( For the Lord is our judge, the Lord is our lawgiver, the Lord is our king; He will save us Is.33:2h)
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To: dayglored

Oh, you almost got me, Bee!


19 posted on 08/31/2026 4:09:55 PM PDT by Flaming Conservative ((Pray without ceasing))
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How utterly offensive can this filthy anti- American badturd get!?


20 posted on 08/31/2026 4:16:29 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians aren't born, they're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero (106 to 43 BCE))
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