Posted on 08/03/2026 7:40:36 AM PDT by V_TWIN
CUETA — The people of Spain were reportedly horrified to see footage of tens of thousands of migrants illegally invading their nation, knowing full well that their country could soon become Minnesota.
Thousands of migrants fled Morocco into nearby Ceuta, Spain, taking advantage of a perceived loophole that would prevent them from being deported without due process. Now Spain is already looking virtually indistinguishable from Minnesota, minus the bitter cold and 10,000 lakes.
"I have the worst legislature," said Prime Minister Pedro Sánchez. "Why is it so hard for us to enforce laws? God help us, we're Minnesota now!"
According to sources, migrants had already begun defecating in the streets and hassling locals. Experts warned that it was only a matter of time before the invaders would begin setting up fake day care centers to perpetrate fraud on the Spanish people.
"I wish we never stopped being conquerors," said one Spanish man. "Turns out being conquered is way worse."
Sources confirmed that Minnesota Governor Tim Walz had already reached out to Sánchez to congratulate him on the work he was doing to completely destroy his entire nation. "I'm proud of you," Walz reportedly said. "It really takes me back to the good old days, when I was watching Minneapolis burn."
At publishing time, the invading migrants — in true Minnesota fashion — were reportedly hard at work building a Target in Cueta so they could loot it and set it on fire.
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very, very funny, waiting for the usual suspects to be offended.
One thing for sure. This forum isn’t the same irreverent ultra conservative crew I joined in 2013.
Ohh yah!
I thought this was a real story until I saw “Babylon Bee” - and actually there is a lot of truth to it.
Spain’s PM is an idiot of the NWO, more interested in appeasing his masters than protecting and defending his own people from 3rd world/muslim invasion.
Yep. Exactly like Tim Walz.
Regards,
And for whom did the majority of Spaniards vote?
Socialists.
[ Forming at Mouth ] ... Round 'em up, Ship 'em Out!!!
Was there a rash of day care centers built?
wy69
“Look at me! I am Conquistador now!”
I’ve never been to Spain
but i’ve been to Minnesota
The learing is insane there
and they sure know how to milk it
certainly has changed!!!
I just do not understand the outrage (!!) some folks have.
I remember one of the immigrants in Spain claiming he needed asylum because he had a job where he had to work 14 hours a day for not as much money as he wanted.
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