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How Much Human Monies Would It Take For Danhausen To Uncurse The Minnesota Vikings?
Ewrestling ^ | July 31, 2026 | Ryan Clark

Posted on 07/31/2026 7:31:50 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement

Danhausen may be known for handing out curses, but even he has a price when it comes to helping one of the NFL’s most snakebitten franchises.

While in Minnesota for WWE SummerSlam 2026 festivities, Danhausen was asked what it would take for him to remove the curse from the Minnesota Vikings.

His answer? 10 million human monies.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Sports
KEYWORDS: curse; danhausen; football; minnesota; nfl; vikings
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When is the next 8-digit lottery jackpot?

"...previously claiming credit for helping the New York Knicks capture an NBA championship, the Carolina Hurricanes win the Stanley Cup, and Spain lift the World Cup."

1 posted on 07/31/2026 7:31:50 AM PDT by ConservativeStatement
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To: ConservativeStatement

What are human monies?


2 posted on 07/31/2026 7:34:39 AM PDT by BenLurkin (The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
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To: ConservativeStatement

minnesota somalis.......the Vikings left town long ago


3 posted on 07/31/2026 7:35:32 AM PDT by changeitback440
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To: ConservativeStatement

It would seem that NFL is even more stupid than I thought…


4 posted on 07/31/2026 7:37:22 AM PDT by dinodino ( Shut it down anyway. )
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To: ConservativeStatement

At least Dnahausen is still around to approach. Bobby Lane is long gone and can no longer remove his curse...


5 posted on 07/31/2026 7:40:28 AM PDT by Merrick (It's a car - that runs on water, man!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

Both MegaMillions and Powerball have 9 digit jackpots right now - and that’s 9 digits AFTER taxes.


6 posted on 07/31/2026 7:41:34 AM PDT by Merrick (It's a car - that runs on water, man!)
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To: changeitback440

Everything about the Land of 10,000 Morons is snake bitten.


7 posted on 07/31/2026 8:09:03 AM PDT by Bonemaker (invictus maneo )
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To: ConservativeStatement
Ingenious mid-card pro wrestler, without great strength, physic or extraordinary skill, who developed an alter-ego that resembles a late-night horror movie host. His schtick is putting curses on his opponents to make them lose.

Danhausen

After cruising the independent circuit for years slowly gaining a fan base one suggested he go try out at All Elite Wrestling (AEW). So he finds an A&W Drive-In Restaurant, applies, and got hired!

He did get a contract with AEW soon after that but that was great comedy on the fly. Now finally at bigtime WWE he "uncursed" the New York Knicks and is acknowledged as the reason they won their championship.

8 posted on 07/31/2026 8:23:15 AM PDT by MikelTackNailer (Space Mountain may be the oldest ride in the park but it still has the longest line. Whooooo!)
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To: ConservativeStatement

What? No. Never mind. Forget I aksed.


9 posted on 07/31/2026 8:45:37 AM PDT by Texas Eagle (If it wasn't for double-standards, Liberals would have no standards at all. )
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To: ConservativeStatement
When they are just learning to walk and reach for something on the coffee table in the livingroom, slap their little hands and show them that there are boundaries in society.

The cost is almost nothing.

10 posted on 07/31/2026 9:13:38 AM PDT by higgmeister (In the Shadow of The Big Chicken! )
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To: Bonemaker

They should ask their tranny cheerleader if he would uncurse the team for less human monies.


11 posted on 07/31/2026 9:55:26 AM PDT by Theophilus (I'm all out of attention to this matter...)
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To: ConservativeStatement

I don’t know what it is but I have always despised the Vikings.


12 posted on 07/31/2026 11:50:02 AM PDT by Hyman Roth
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