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Mutant creature named ‘Jimothy’ stalks Seattle — and becomes local celebrity (raccoon with issues.)
NY Post ^
| 7-16-26
| Chris Nesi
Posted on 07/16/2026 12:29:39 PM PDT by dynachrome
This will leave you sleepless in Seattle.
Seattleites are abuzz over sightings of a deformed raccoon whose truncated backbone gives it the appearance of a creature not of this earth.
The stubby critter, dubbed “Jimothy” by locals, is being tracked online as excited residents share videos of him traversing backyards and balconies in the Emerald City.
“For our 13th anniversary, [we] were graced with the presence of Jimothy the raccoon with short spine syndrome. Praise Jimothy!!” one fan captioned an Instagram video showing him darting along a suburban yard and up a set of stone stairs.
Though he hasn’t been formally diagnosed, the consensus based on his appearance is that he’s afflicted with short spine syndrome, a very rare congenital condition that significantly shortens the spine.
(Excerpt) Read more at nypost.com ...
TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Weird Stuff
KEYWORDS: jimothy; raccoon; seattle; tasteslikechicken; washington
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His mom got into somebody's stash.
To: dynachrome
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posted on
07/16/2026 12:39:26 PM PDT
by
MTBobcat
(The “rank-and-file” are as corrupted as their leadership.)
To: dynachrome
I know a Karen named Jen who we all called Jencifer.
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posted on
07/16/2026 12:40:40 PM PDT
by
Sirius Lee
("Never argue with a fool, onlookers may not be able to tell the difference.)
To: dynachrome
Hey if you were forced to live in Seattle you’d have issues too, so I feel for this poor raccoon
To: MTBobcat
It’s got a truncated spine and looks like one of those cartoon characters who fell of a cliff and got “accordioned” on the ground. No neck at all.
It’s kind of cute and doesn’t look like it’s suffering.
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posted on
07/16/2026 12:45:00 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
To: dynachrome
Poor Guy. Assuming the animal is male. he probably can’t find any female Raccoons to mate with. They might reject him because his humpback makes him look different.
To: lee martell
He might not be able to hump with a humpback like that.
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posted on
07/16/2026 12:56:00 PM PDT
by
dynachrome
(“They don’t kill you because you’re a Nazi; they call you a Nazi so they can kill you.”)
To: Sirius Lee
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posted on
07/16/2026 12:56:47 PM PDT
by
fwdude
(Why is there a "far/radical right," but damned if they'll admit that there is a far/radical left)
To: All
Seems to be moving around okay. Hopefully he’s not suffering too much.
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posted on
07/16/2026 1:13:10 PM PDT
by
escapefromboston
(Peace, commerce and honest friendship with all nations, entangling alliances with none.)
To: dynachrome
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posted on
07/16/2026 1:19:18 PM PDT
by
Governor Dinwiddie
( O give thanks unto the Lord, for He is gracious, and his mercy endures forever. — Psalm 106)
To: dynachrome
“... he’s afflicted with short spine syndrome, a very rare congenital condition that significantly shortens the spine.”
0 points for creativity but 10 points for clarity. And thanks to the NY Post for passing on that clarity.
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posted on
07/16/2026 1:19:45 PM PDT
by
dangus
To: dynachrome
“short spine syndrome, a very rare congenital condition that significantly shortens the spine.”
Wow. I never would’ve guessed what “short spine syndrome” symptoms would be.
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posted on
07/16/2026 1:26:42 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". - B. Franklin)
To: dynachrome
Poor Jimothy. I’ll bet Doc Pol could fix him right up in no time.
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posted on
07/16/2026 1:28:07 PM PDT
by
MayflowerMadam
( "Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away". - B. Franklin)
To: MTBobcat
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posted on
07/16/2026 1:30:55 PM PDT
by
No name given
( Anonymous is who you’ll know me as )
To: dynachrome
A racoon with issues? Rabies is probably one of them.
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posted on
07/16/2026 1:50:31 PM PDT
by
libertylover
(The HBM (Has Been Media) is almost all AGENDA-DRIVEN and HATE-DRIVEN, not-truth driven)
To: dynachrome
Carl Kolchak is on the case ...
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posted on
07/16/2026 2:08:14 PM PDT
by
x
To: dynachrome
That would be a major inconvenience!
To: dynachrome
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posted on
07/16/2026 3:31:36 PM PDT
by
JeemBeau
To: dynachrome; SunkenCiv; Rennes Templar; Red Badger; Larry Lucido
Seattleites are abuzz over sightings of a deformed raccoon whose truncated backbone gives it the appearance of a creature not of this earth.
The stubby critter, dubbed “Jimothy” by locals, is being tracked online as excited residents share videos of him traversing backyards and balconies in the Emerald City. Looks like he's been causing some sort of rachis.
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posted on
07/16/2026 3:46:35 PM PDT
by
Ezekiel
(🆘️ "Come fly with US". 🔴 Ingenuity -- because the Son of David begins with MARS ♂️, aka every man)
To: MTBobcat
Probably mangeAnother clueless idiot who didn't bother watching the video.
Don't worry, you're not alone...........
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posted on
07/16/2026 3:53:02 PM PDT
by
Hot Tabasco
(She's got freckles on her butt she is nice.)
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