>> I mow my private parts with a weed eater.
You must have REALLY long arms. :-)
Im athletic and I sell a lot of the hair to people who weave toupees. Actually I view myself as a farmer. I’m not over the acreage limit to qualify for farming designation, so I told them I grow cannabis too. They gave me a provisional permit pending final approval. This ain’t the. Bee. Just call BR-549.