We Asked AI To Simulate The First Woman President And The Results Are Exactly What You Expect

The Babylon Bee ^ | May 29, 2026

[MinorityRepublican]

We let AI run a simulation to see what the first female—that means woman— president in the White House would be like. The simulated results are interesting and eye-opening.

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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: ai; president; women

[Verginius Rufus]

Hilarious. The cameo appearance of Hillary at the end is perfect.

[MinorityRepublican]

🤣

[Albion Wilde]

They got that right, unless she’s a conservative.

[roving]

😂

[Williams]

This one is really good.

[OrangeHoof]

The shoes bit was funny.. “I don’t see where we can possibly cut...”

[airborne]

So funny!!!

[Pol-92064]

When a FOX news talking barbie becomes President.

[Red Badger]

[MayflowerMadam]

Cute. “President Woman”.

[Beowulf9]

I’m not sure what that last ‘thing’ was though.

[Revel]

I don’t know. I once thought Candace Owens and MTG were conservatives.

[kawhill]

“We Asked AI To Simulate The First Woman President And The Results Are Exactly What You Expect”. As long as she has two right feet and ugly shoes.

[FamiliarFace]

Absolutely terrific!

I also got to watch a really cool music video after that ended that I haven’t seen in several years, so…bonus for me!

[Sparticus]

That’s the scariest thing I’ve seen all year

[Robert A Cook PE]

So who came first when you stimulated the first woman president?

[SunkenCiv]

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[EnderWiggin1970]

That was even better than I expected! :-) :-) :-)

I know people like the nuclear codes in the pickle jar, but my favorite was her going "I'm fine" to the foreign leader who's concerned about their relationship after she cut off all trade. And the dictator going "Don't cry" after he threatens her and she breaks down. :-)

[Albion Wilde]

Both mere opportunists.