To borrow from “As Good As It Gets”
“I think of a Conservative, and then I take away reason and accountability.”
Not quite. 'I think of a MAN'. I remember it well because I was sitting in a theater next to my mom. She blurted out 'That's not true!' after I broke out laughing. Being a man I took the responsibility of saying 'of course not!' because I reasoned the other people in the theater didn't come there to hear us argue .