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Hillary Clinton Says She Only Recalls Meeting Epstein That One Time When She Murdered Him
Babylon Bee ^
| 2-27-26
| Babylon Bee
Posted on 02/27/2026 5:41:38 PM PST by dynachrome
While being questioned at the Chappaqua Performing Arts Center on Thursday, Hillary Clinton reportedly informed the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform that she only recalled meeting Jeffrey Epstein that one time when she murdered him.
Despite years of rumors and innuendo regarding her association with the deceased billionaire, Clinton maintained that she never encountered him until the night she strangled him to death in his prison cell.
"I had no real relationship with him other than when I killed him," Clinton said. "We didn't talk much, he just kept screaming and struggling. You know how it is."
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TOPICS: Chit/Chat; Humor
KEYWORDS: babylonbee; epstein; hillary; idontrecall; satire; thebee
LOL
To: dynachrome
Oh good Gawd! Ya’ just gotta love the Bee!
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02/27/2026 5:44:26 PM PST
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Bullish
(My tagline ran off with another man, but it's okay... I wasn't married to it.)
To: dynachrome
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02/27/2026 5:47:23 PM PST
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Magnum44
(...against all enemies, foreign and domestic... )
To: dynachrome
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posted on
02/27/2026 5:47:41 PM PST
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BenLurkin
(The above is not a statement of fact. It is opinion or satire. Or both.)
To: dynachrome
“I do not recall.” is her standard lie when facing a legal inquiry. She is a professional felon. Fugly to boot.
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02/27/2026 5:49:06 PM PST
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Da Coyote
To: dynachrome
As always the Bee is funny and all but Hillary never hands-on killed anyone in her life. It was much worse than that. Low paid hired goons did all their dirty work.
To: dynachrome
It was stupid to call her and Bubba to testify.
It's a waste of everyone's time.
She always knows nothing and Bubba lies with bent finger.
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02/27/2026 6:13:03 PM PST
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Iron Munro
(Pamela Geller: Where Islam dominates democracy and non-muslims perish.)
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02/27/2026 6:21:59 PM PST
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Beowulf9
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02/27/2026 6:35:20 PM PST
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BradyLS
(DO NOT FEED THE BEARS!)
To: dynachrome
“I had no idea my husband is an adulterer.”
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posted on
02/27/2026 6:41:17 PM PST
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Vision
(“Our Democracy” means "Our Slush Fund." The Left is hate.)
To: dynachrome
Da Bee, swoosh, nothing but net.
To: dynachrome
I saw title, and sure enough, it is Babylon Bee.
To: dynachrome
I love the Babylon Bee so much!
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02/28/2026 4:11:40 AM PST
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55Ford
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02/28/2026 4:36:12 AM PST
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newfreep
("There is no race problem...just a problem race")
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02/28/2026 7:06:24 AM PST
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Vaduz
(NEVER TRUST A DEMOCRAT)
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